Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t…
Love this kid.
“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a Vagina! Those things take a pounding!”
queen of my heart
Perfection.
(Source: antivan-milkshake)
every other website at the moment
Reblogging for the matching GIF. I can’t take how perfect it is.
Friend (ESFJ): What’s the matter?
Me (INTP): I think I have heartburn.
Friend: really? how does it feel?
Me: the same when I have existentialist angst.
Friend: Fuck you
Drew’s and my friendship. Right here.
Herpderpedia, A Collection of Tweets by People Freaking Out About Wikipedia’s SOPA & PIPA Blackout
I hate people. Wikipedia, keep up the good work.
Also, I blacked out my tumblr. I suggest you all do the same.
Pretty much my New Year’s Resolutions in a nutshell.
UGH YES.
(Source: perfectbucketlist)
